THE JOB
INTERVIEW
THE
JOB INTERVIEW
BONG
SANG PIL
versus HA JAE YI
Bong Sang Pil had arrived at the Ki Seong District Police Department.
He had arranged to visit Ha Jae Yi, who had been locked up in a detention cell. He decided not to press charges against her.
Ha Jae Yi was curious about why he was visiting her but he cockily stated it was not a social visit. He was conducting a job interview.
He announced that he was interviewing her for the post of Office Manager. She rolled her eyes; she had not even applied for the position. Certainly not at his office!
In a patronising voice, he artfully revealed that he had chosen her as his preferred candidate.
She scoffed at him. Did he even know what the job of an Office Manager entail?
The quick-witted and wily lawyer was not easily stumped. He was adept at deflecting questions.
Just in case she hadn't notice, by a flick of the lapel, he pointed to his legal lapel pin on his suit jacket. It was a sign of pride and status. A badge of honour. It was a big deal. He was also a LAWYER.
The unexpected revelation floored Ha Jae Yi. Bong Sang Pil - a lawyer! She floundered, not knowing which witty repartee she could use to disparage him.
He drove home the point that her father owed them a huge sum of money. There was no way that he could pay off his debt.
He cheekily commented that he would be less of a gentleman to compel her to pay with her body. So, he demanded that she work as his Office Manager – a fair and honest way to clear the debt.
Office Manager? He was beginning to grate on her nerves. She was indignant. She raised her chin. Her eyes flashed. She was a lawyer, she protested.
She implied that she was none other than the
Bong Sang Pil's retort was sharp. He did not mince his words when he smugly emphasised that she had been suspended from the practice of law and was unemployed as her law firm had fired her.
His implication was that no law firm would employ her now so beggars should not be choosers.
He let the reality sink in.
How dare the moronic man! Adrenaline raced through her veins.
What? The idiotic lawyer had the audacity to suggest that she should lower herself to the level of a manager of his rotten office? A certain thought raced through her mind. Imagine being reduced to a crook’s Office Manager and be compelled to work with his team of oafs and clowns!
Ah. She knew the perfect way to belittle him. Ha Jae Yi sneered at his line of work; he was just a common crook and a worthless loan shark. And, a spy who had committed the unforgivable sin of invading her privacy. He was totally garbage.
Bong Sang Pil's retaliation was swift. He couldn’t stress enough that she had done poorly as a lawyer and she had taken her frustrations out on the judge in Seoul.
Did making the judge a punching bag make her feel good about herself? What about failing to represent her client who had trusted her implicitly?
What did she have to say for herself?
The lawless lawyer had driven her to fury. She continued to be derisive of him. Who the hell did he think he was?
He had no right to lecture her nor judge her. She couldn’t decide whether he was a thug or a lawyer! She had met many inhuman lawyers like him who took advantage of their clients. She did not want to be associated with the likes of him.
Bong Sang Pil was not in the least slighted. His tone was mocking when he admitted that he was not perfect. He might not be the kind of ‘good’ lawyer that she had in mind.
He argued that some people badly needed his services.
The fiery female lawyer was unrelenting. Quickly interuppting him, she suggested disdainfully that his clients, though rich, were mostly evil.
Undeterred, Bong Sang Pil flattered himself. He boasted that his rich clients favoured him because he was giving the best legal advice in town.
She spitefully spat at him for being a thug. Why in the world would he want to study law anyway?
She couldn’t reconcile herself to the idea of a lawyer who was also a gangster.
Bong's swift rejoinder was one had to be a law expert to be able to manipulate the law. Know the law enough to break it. He was feeling smug with his witty reply.
The arguments were going nowhere. They were pointless.
Bong Sang Pil emphasized that he would be the one asking the questions from then on. The best part was, Bong promised cheerfully, he would promote her to be his partner in his law firm. What he meant was she should look at the bigger picture - the future. Wow! How did it feel to be called ‘The Partner’? She would not be an associate but a part-owner of the Lawless Law Firm! How flattering!
He sounded so high and mighty. His cloying reassurances failed to put her at ease. She was even more furious.
She yelled. Why in the world would she want to be a partner with a jerk like him?
To stop her, the lean and hungry lawyer changed tactics. He emphasized that he needed a woman with 'a fighting spirit'.
What he actually meant was he needed a female employee who was both a loud-mouth rowdy and a slugger! She got the picture. It worked. Imagine her reaction.
Shocked, she had to stop. He watched with amusement as she struggled with her words.
A truce. No more evil words could spill from her mouth.
Then, his eyes sparkled mischievously before he made his big announcement - he would update her on the result of the interview very soon.
Not long after, she was allowed to walk out of the police station. The officer who freed her insinuated that she must have plenty of connections to be allowed go scot-free.
Bong Sang Pil, having recharged his mental and creative energy, texted the frustrated young lady a cheerful message, ‘Congratulations, you’re hired!’
Imagine her face. In the end, Bong Sang Pil must have rejoiced when the
ill-tempered lawyer finally accepted defeat on his terms.
The scene is hilariously funny.
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THE NEW OFFICE MANAGER
On the first day of her job, the Cat and the Mouse continued to squabble. She was a week late.
Ha Jae Yi felt that being associated with Bong Sang Pil’s Lawless Law Firm had demeaned her but she would work until the debt had been repaid.
When he questioned her about the interest rate, she took up a mop to clean the floor enthusiastically.
Bong asked her about the scariest part of work in his law firm.
Her answer was 'Someone who steals money'. He disagreed. He joked that it was scary to see debtors like her who show sudden willingness to pay off debts.
Ha Jae Yi espied a box of business cards on the window sill. It was for her.
Her business card spelled out the name of the law firm, Lawless Law Firm. King of Lawyers was boldly printed on the card. Bong Sang Pil prided himself in being the best in town and he let her know it.
Partly amused that he had overrated himself, Ha Jae Yi lambasted his self-advertisement and gross distortion of the truth. It was the kind of card with an inane sobriquet that perfectly fitted a character like him!
The lawless lawyer needed a hefty dose of modesty!
When she noted the other side of the card that stated her position, ‘Office Manager’, she had to swallow her pride.
Bong Sang Pil was the soul of patience and was determined to change her mindset about him. He instructed her to follow him to meet their first client. He wanted to help her hone her lawyering skills.
Think bloodhounds and rescue dogs. Hunting and rescuing. They were going to hunt for and rescue a client. It was important to hunt a good prey and discover the truth. For that purpose, Bong Sang Pil brought her to the prison.
Bong the cocky lawyer was a curious Cat. He asked her a personal question; he wanted to know whether she had a boyfriend.
The Mouse asked him about what he was driving at. The cheeky lawless lawyer knew by her reaction that she had none.
Ha Jae Yi told him outright that she was against dating office colleagues.
She also impressed upon him that she despised people like him - sleazy gangsters who loved acting like lawyers.
Astonishingly, he blurted out that he felt comfortable in her presence because she had hit him.
Was he joking when he admitted that he derived pleasure from being hit by her? She was exasperated by his mischievous talk.
Ha Jae Yi wanted to show her identification card at the entrance to the prison. Bong Sang Pil beat her to it. He was trying to best her. She had forgotten herself. Bong Sang Pil was THE lawyer; she was just his Office Manager.
She was furious with him for always stepping on her tail. To her irritation, he suggested that they had good chemistry. Did he imply that they match each other?
While walking to the visitation room to meet the accused, the former detective Woo Hyeong Man, Bong Sang Pil filled her in on the case.
He teased her that the case would be an easy one for her.
Bong laid out the sum total of the challenges they had to face.
First, the accused already had a lawyer. She stated firmly that she didn’t steal other lawyer’s cases. He told her it would not be easy anyway because the lawyer of the accused was the best lawyer in Ki Seong.
Second, they were going against Kang Yeon Hee, the best Prosecutor. She had the highest winning rate in Ki Seong. But, Ha Jae Yi wasn’t surprised.
Third. The Presiding Judge was Judge Cha Moon Sook. Ha Jae Yi was unaware that he was prejudiced against the judge.
So, what was the crime? The defendant was accused of the murdering Lee Young Soo, the Mayor of Ki Seong.
She was instructed to study the documents.
Seok Gwan Dong the gangster boss from
Seoul had come to town. He had arrived at Bong Sang Pil’s office building.
He seemed to be quite pally with his old friend, Ahn Oh Ju. Seok divulged to the corporate gangster that he was on a mission to find a certain lawyer.
After reading the case, Ha Jae Yi questioned Bong as to why he was
taking up a losing case.
She emphasized that the evidence pointed to the guilt of the accused.
When Wu Hyeong Man limped in, Bong Sang Pil introduced himself, stated his profession and handed over his business card.
The accused stated that he did not know him but Bong did not take it as a personal affront.
Bong quickly asserted that he would be taking over the case and he would be his defense lawyer, if he agreed.
Wu Hyeong Man, who already had his own lawyer, enquired insultingly whether lawyers had to sell their services these days. It was disparaging as it implied that Bong must have fallen on hard times. Why was Bong Sang Pil stealing another lawyer’s client?
Ha Jae Yi, totally embarrassed to be mired in such an messy situation, bowed her head in humiliation.
Wu Hyeong Man stressed that he already had a pretty good lawyer.
Bong Sang Pil noticed scars of teeth marks on Woo Hyeong Man’s arm.
He remembered having bitten the corrupt Ki Seong detective when escaping from him many years before. The accused had colluded with the gangster Ahn Oh Ju who had murdered his mother.
It really served Woo Hyeong Man right for being falsely accused of murder. Bong Sang Pil shared a history with him which he had yet to reveal. It seemed like a cloak-and-dagger business.
Bong Sang Pil was almost impotent with bottled-up rage inside but he tried hard to restrain his emotions. He stifled his hatred and tried hard not to clench his jaws.
Letting go of his anger, Bong Sang Pil smiled at the accused and boldly assured the former detective that he would be able to get him out of prison.
Ha Jae Yi stared at him in utter shock.
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